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Bob's Burgers: A Hilarious Guide to New Year's Resolutions

This wonderfully created TV series offers up many laughs and subliminal life lessons. For whatever your New Years resolution is, they've got an episode for that.

Jamie Dougherty

Apr 16, 2024

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Bob picks up a second job to make extra money for his daughter's birthday
Bob and Teddy get in shape at a stunt man boot camp
The family goes on a classy limo ride to boost Tina's spirits after a breakup
Bob and Linda try something new by turning the restaurant into a dinner musical theater
The family gets rid of their old couch and gets something new
Teddy's family visits and he enlists Bob and Linda's help to clean up his hoarder-like house.
the family goes camping for a weekend.
Bob helps out a friend in jail.

For Family-Oriented Resolutions: S1E6 Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

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Bob picks up a second job, despite the long hours and late nights, to make some extra money so his daughter, Tina, can have a great birthday.

For Goal-Driven Resolutions: S2E4 BurgerBoss

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Bob goes as far as getting wrist braces to break the high score on the video game where his nemesis, Jimmy Pesto, holds first place.

For Fitness Resolutions: S5E3 Friends with Burger-Fits

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Bob feels bad because he sells burgers, so he and Teddy team up to get in shape and improve Teddy's health at an extreme stunt man boot camp.

For Self-Care Resolutions: S8E7 V for Valentine-detta

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After Tina is dumped by Jimmy Jr. the ladies hit the town in a classy limo to boost her spirits on the love-filled holiday.

For "Try Something New" Resolutions: S1E5 Hamburger Dinner Theater

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Things go awry when Bob is convinced by Linda to turn the restaurant into a dinner musical theater.

For "Moving On" Resolutions: S6E9 Sacred Couch

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Linda's heart is in pieces when the family needs to get rid of their busted couch and get something new.

For "Breaking old habits" Resolutions: S8E5 Thanks-Hoarding!

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Teddy's family decides last minute to come and he runs to Bob and Linda to help pull it off. Except his house is like an episode of Hoarders.

For Travelling Resolutions: S4E1 A River Runs Through Bob

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The Belcher family does something they don't typically do- they head into the woods for a great weekend of camping, nature, and wildlife.

For Friendship Resolutions: S6E13 Wag the Hog

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Bob is a good friend and takes care of some business for his pal, Critter, who is currently in jail.

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Bob's Burgers: A Hilarious Guide to New Year's Resolutions

This wonderfully created TV series offers up many laughs and subliminal life lessons. For whatever your New Years resolution is, they've got an episode for that.

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For Family-Oriented Resolutions: S1E6 Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

For Goal-Driven Resolutions: S2E4 BurgerBoss

For Fitness Resolutions: S5E3 Friends with Burger-Fits

For Self-Care Resolutions: S8E7 V for Valentine-detta

For "Try Something New" Resolutions: S1E5 Hamburger Dinner Theater

For "Moving On" Resolutions: S6E9 Sacred Couch

For "Breaking old habits" Resolutions: S8E5 Thanks-Hoarding!

For Travelling Resolutions: S4E1 A River Runs Through Bob

For Friendship Resolutions: S6E13 Wag the Hog

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!