Are you suddenly going to change your ways in 2018? I seriously f*cking doubt it, because I won't be. I'm the same bitch on the same bullsh*t in 2018.

I know I'm going to have some wonderful new memories this year, but I'm also prepared for the horrible, traumatic events that happen (maybe I'm just incredibly cynical, who knows?). However, I know that I'm not going to suddenly change at the start of a new year.

I try to play the New Years Resolution game every year, and I always end up making resolutions that I literally forget by February and what's the point of that? 2017 taught me to make goals throughout the year and spend the entire year growing as a person through a ton of smaller goals.

I will definitely grow as a person over this next year; it's inevitable. However, I know that making New Years Resolutions never works out for me, or really most people. You're literally the same person from the end of 2017 as you are now! How wild!

Chances are that you're not going to *magically* start going to the gym 5 days a week unless you're willing to put in the hard work. You also gotta set realistic goals; One of my goals for this next year is to actually throw out underwear that is beyond the point of wearing again (RIP holey lace panties).

Start setting realistic goals for yourself (and actually write them down somewhere so you don't simply forget them) and get ready to absolutely crush this new year! I have big things planned for 2018 and I can't wait to see what positive growth this year has to bring me.