If you're anywhere near Dallas, Texas, you may have been spending the past few weeks a little worried for your booty. But fret no more, the "Booty Tickler" has been captured.
Yes you read that right, the Booty Tickler. In the late weeks of December there were numerous break-ins in the Dallas area. However, these break-ins were not like the rest. The culprit did not steal any items from the houses he broke into, but rather he literally tickled peoples booty's while they were asleep. The man targeted and "tickled" over a dozen people in numerous homes before being arrested.
The police in the area thought the man was homeless and of lower class, but to their surprise when he was caught it was immediately apparent that this man wasn't homeless. In fact, it was his clothing that gave it away. The man was wearing over $4,000 worth of "Yeezy" brand clothing, Kanye West's clothing line.
All of the break-ins occurred overnight to ensure that the man could easily tickle their booties, and although the man broke into homes with families, he only tickled the booties of men. People in the area were very frightened and worried that they would be his next victim. One man even told reporters, "I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again."
Luckily, the people in the Dallas area can now sleep soundly and without fear that the Booty Tickler would be coming for them next!