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What Monday's Are Like For The Average Millennial Women, As Fully Conveyed By 'New Girl'

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Nicole Puccinelli

May 16, 2018

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What Monday's Are Like For The Average Millennial Women, As Fully Conveyed By 'New Girl'

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We all know it. We all hate it. That six letter word.

M-O-N-D-A-Y.

I'm pretty sure it's a scientific fact that if it's Monday anything that can go wrong will. From forgetting to put on deodorant to busting a heel, Monday's just blow.

So, why are Monday's so bad?

1. You're showering but could still be sleeping

The alarm goes off, you turn on the shower, and then just let that water run on your face while thinking "I'm a good person, why did this happen to me?"

2. Starbucks gets your coffee wrong

A day powered by strong bean juice is a good day; when you take that first sip and realize it is NOT your skinny caramel macchiato, it is not a good day.

3. You get to work and have 34,879 new emails

Sometimes it takes an hour just to clear the junk mail...

4. Remembering you have a meeting that starts in 1 minute

*grabs coffee and quickly runs to other side of the building and forgets pen*

5. Your coworker tells you about their weekend escapades

Okay, girl. So how was that Tinder date? Let's kill some time.

6. When you realize it's only noon

Welp, only four more hours of Pinterest surfing to go.

7. You finally get motivated to get some work done

Alright, let's answer those emails from this morning!

8. Then quickly realize you'd rather be at the beach

But, I wonder what the temperature is in Nashville. Hmm, let's check.

9. You hear someone say "3 more hours..."

Thanks for the reminder.....asshole.

10. 5:00

Finally, keys in hand and sprinting to your car.

11. Someone asks how your day was

*pours a strong drink and mentally prepares to repeat tomorrow*

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What Monday's Are Like For The Average Millennial Women, As Fully Conveyed By 'New Girl'

Where's the douche bag jar?

1. You're showering but could still be sleeping

2. Starbucks gets your coffee wrong

3. You get to work and have 34,879 new emails

4. Remembering you have a meeting that starts in 1 minute

5. Your coworker tells you about their weekend escapades

6. When you realize it's only noon

7. You finally get motivated to get some work done

8. Then quickly realize you'd rather be at the beach

9. You hear someone say "3 more hours..."

10. 5:00

11. Someone asks how your day was

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We get it — we're frustrated with you, too.

1. When they go out of their way to help you.

2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

It's not always fun being fun-sized!

1. Not wearing makeup is like stepping in a time machine

2. "Wow, how tall are you?!"

3. You don't realize how much you're craning your neck until you talk to someone as short as you.

4. Hugging your friends is just asking for a face full of boob for you and makeup on their shirt for them. Awkward.

5. You face retail discrimination

Details the INFJ may not have wanted to let you know about.

1. Their moral compass is the strongest bone in their bodies

2. They like getting a mild cold

3. They can only make one new friend at a time

4. They can only be leaders if they're experts on the topic

5. You know what too nice means: Fake

6. Their creativity comes out in strange bouts

7. They like heavily emotional stories

8. They experience a different kind of tired

9. Structure and routine is the name of the game

10. They are sensitive little creatures

11. They love to love

12. Yup, they’re the mom of the friend group

It's a daily struggle to make it on time, but everyone has those days where they just...don't.

1. "Oh, crap..."

2. "Is it worth it?"

3. "Why is this room so cold?"

4. "Does this professor grade attendance?"

5. "Can I wear my pajamas to class?"

6. "Do I have time to brush my teeth?"

6. "Shoot, I didn't finish my homework..."

7. "What's the weather supposed to be today?"

8. "Will the bus be on time?"

9. "How can I enter the room in the least obtrusive way possible?"

10. "WHY didn't anyone leave a seat on the end in case someone came late?!"

11. "Does this professor hate me now?"

12. "I'll be early next class..."

Getting hung up on is my super power.

1. The first call is the hardest

2. Getting hung up on before you say something

3. People don't live forever

4. It's exhausting

5. Getting hung up on the second you say where you're calling from

6. People will say anything to get you off the phone

7. Voicemails are weird

8. No one cleans out their mailbox

9. Pronouncing names correctly can be hard

10. People are mean

11. Some calls make it worth it

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