The days of the week: a mundane concept we think nothing much of after learning what they are when we go to elementary school. They have been Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday for as long as most of us have known English. (And if you knew them by any other names previously, who are you???)
Of course, there is always room for improvement. As we all strive for our best, I believe that we should do the same for the names for our very own days of the week. The idea for what is about to follow after this paragraph popped up while I was reading the contents of a group chat I'm in, and I can tell you now that I think I might be onto something here, so buckle up and open your eyes as I lay some info down in what I think the new days of the week should be called. *drum roll*
1. "Monday" will be "Taco Day-Before-Tuesday".
It's only logical because Tuesday comes afterwards, duhh. From here we establish our precedence for the rest of the week.
2. "Tuesday" will be "Taco Tuesday".
Self-explanatory. This is where it all began.
3. "Wednesday" will be "Taco Day-After-Tuesday".
This also follows the basic logic that Wednesday comes after Tuesday, naturally.
4. "Thursday" will be "Taco Thursday".
Because it's nice to have that symmetry within the weekdays. It's just pretty.
5. "Friday" will be "Fiesta del Taco".
Because of course we have to celebrate the end of the week, and why not do it in celebration
6. "Saturday" will be "Siesta del Taco".
Our well-deserved rest day, of course. It can also be called "Taco Day" for short.
7. "Sunday" will be "The Lord's Taco Day".
A taco is one of those all-good things in the world in all its purity. As such, this is the one day of the week where we worship our one lord: the humble-but-mighty taco.
And if you have any trouble remembering the days, here is a quick chart I quickly jotted down as soon as the idea shone upon me at around 8pm PST (and which is only showing up sideways for some reason):
What do you think of this new proposition of mine? Share if you agree, and to let the world know of this new idea that should be spread across the world!!
All hail tacos~