My Beloved Netflix,
Thank you for being my--well, everything. I go to you when I’m sad, I go to you when I’m bored, and I go to you when I want to procrastinate. I will always go to you for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish until death do us part. I vow to never betray you. I know that you will never betray me, and I know that you love me just as much as I love you.
Some people will never understand the amazing relationship that we have. They say that I am too attached to you, and that you are no good for me. My friends try to separate us constantly. People ask me all the time, “How do you watch 10 episodes a day?!” The answer is simple though: I’m in love with you, my dear Netflix. I know that some people will never grasp how serious we are together--but we’ve been together for so long. I met you my freshman year of college, and four years later I love you more than I ever did. Our relationship is stronger than it ever has been. Now that I am a senior and only have a couple of classes, I love spending my days with you, and I wouldn’t change it for the world!
Our relationship has been a roller coaster ride if I do say so myself--but the ups will always outweigh the downs. You've almost crushed my heart multiple times by killing off some of my favorite people or having my favorite series end. You have made me cry on multiple occasions, but I know that every time you hurt me, you will make it up to me soon after. You never fail to make it better with another series, or another character that I fall in love with. Now, I know that I haven’t been the best to you all the time either. I know that sometimes I ignore you for a few days, but I promise that I don’t mean to! Sometimes I just get so caught up in life that I take it out on you by not watching, and I apologize for that, my love. Whatever happens between us, I know that we will come out of it stronger than ever.
You are there for me when I’m sick, and you are there for me when nobody else is. On days where I feel so alone, I know that I can turn to you and feel comfort. I know that you can make me forget about my sicknesses and pain, and you will always do your best to make things better. I know that I can trust you when I cry, and I can go to you in any mood.
My dearest Netflix, I know that we have been through a lot together--but I wouldn’t even change it for the world. I know that I will always love you, and our relationship will stay strong forever.
Love always,
Netflix User