We all have hopes and dreams to take beautiful, aesthetic summer photos. After posing for half an hour, waiting until the right time of day, and spending an hour editing each photo, no one wants to spend any extra time searching for the perfect caption. So instead of trying to think of something profound, take a look at these quotes from your favorite TV shows that are perfect for your summer photos.
For that yearly beach pic
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."
-- Kevin Malone, The Office
And those luxury vacation photos
"Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot."
-- Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation
Can't forget the obligatory bikini pic
"Sophisticated with a hint of slutty."
-- Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
And the summer shopping trips
"Treat yo self."
-- Donna, Parks and Recreation
For the impromptu group photos
"I don't know what to do with my hands. What do I normally do with my hands?"
-- Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
And the summer selfies
"Whenever I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."
-- Barney, How I Met Your Mother
Don't forget to document those sweaty after-gym moments
"I figured, if I'm going to be a mess, I may as well be a hot mess."
-- Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
And the moments when you're really feeling yourself
"The only thing I'm not good at is modesty -- because I'm GREAT at it."
- Gina Linetti, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
For your moments of confidence
"I'm pretty but tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."
-- Titus, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
And traveling, of course
"I feel like I'm the Paris of people."
-- Gina Linetti, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Can't forget the tasty food pics
"I have the right to life, liberty, and chicken wings."
-- Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
And for documenting all your relaxing summer moments
"I wish I could, but I don't want to."
-- Friends
You can never have too many vacation pictures, right?
"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
-- Michael Scott, The Office
For showing off that summer bod...
"I am better than you have ever been or ever will be."
-- Dwight Schrute, The Office
Especially that summer booty
"Big Butt. Bigger Heart."
-- Michael Scott, The Office
Just embrace those summer cravings
"If I don't have some cake soon, I might die."
-- Stanley Hudson, The Office
For those "what happens during summer, stays in summer" pictures
"Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy."
-- Jess, New Girl
It's not every day you check something off your bucket list
"Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?"
-- Schmidt, New Girl
For those "it's a long story" moments
"It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now."
-- Nick, New Girl
We all have those lazy beach moments
"Only strippers shave above the knee."
-- Linda Belcher, Bob's Burgers
But you can't forget how amazing you are!
"I am a smart, strong, sensual woman."
-- Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers
And finally, we all know you love them, but after spending all summer with them...
"You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible."
-- Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers
Instead of spending your summer stressing over instagram captions, kick back, relax, and watch Netflix on a sunny beach. Or in bed. You do you, boo.
Just make sure to document it all. One day you'll be glad you did.
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