I pride myself on being such a good nap taker. I used to hate naps, until I got to college of course. In fact, I can find pretty much any excuse to squeeze in some kind of nap during the day. And if you can't do that, then this article is just for you.
1. I didn't sleep well last night, I NEED a nap
2. I didn't have coffee this morning, so a nap would basically do the same thing as a cup of coffee
3. I have work later, and I know it's going to be exhausting so I should nap just in case
4. I just got back from work, so I earned this nap
5. I have a huge assignment due by Thursday....but it's only Monday, so I have time for a nap
6. The weather sucks so I'm going to take a nap so that I don't have to look at it
7. I'm in a terrible mood and I don't have to deal with anyone or anything if I take a nap
8. I'm in such a great mood; I think I should celebrate with a nap!
9. I got an A on my exam; I totally earned a nap!
10. Oops, I failed my exam... I'm going to nap to forget about it...
11. I just ate a big meal and I need to nap or I'll get a stomach ache
12. I'm soooooo bored that I could take a nap
13. I just had a really great workout and now I'm exhausted....a nap would probably be beneficial
14. It's such a lovely day outside, I think I'm going to open my window and take a nap
15. I have so much to do, and not enough time to do it so I'm going to take a nap and give myself less time and take a nap
16. I heard that napping is good for the heart; I'm just trying to keep my heart healthy by taking this nap
17. I'm going out tonight and I need to be on my A game. Time for a pre-turn up nap.
18. If I don't nap right now, I'm going to be cranky later
19. I'm hungover....I need to nap for 5 years
20. I had to deal with someone that I didn't want to deal with today, so I'm going to nap and pretend it didn't happen
21. Because I can
22. I'm just trying to make up for all those naps that I didn't want to take when I was little and I have a lot to go
23. My Iphone is updating and is going to take forever. In fact, it probably won't even be done when I wake up.
24. Yay! It's the weekend, what a perfect time for me to nap!
25. I did everything I was supposed to do today, so I'm pretty sure I deserve a nap
See, it's not that hard to find an excuse. It only took me five minutes to come up with 25 of them. There are literally hundreds of other excuses to nap that could be made. However, if the next time you nap, and you can't find a valid excuse, you at least have this list to come look back on.
