I don't care that this movie came out in 2004, it's still quotable.
On your fashion choices:
On voting:
On Ligers:
“It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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On wooing your crush:
On college:
On promoting positive body image:
“I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
On chapstick:
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On meeting your soulmate:
“LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.”
On jealousy:
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On Tinder or any other dating platform:
On picky eating:
“Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!”
On personal skills:
"Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"
On your vows:
“Sure the world wide web is great but you, you make my salivate. Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I STILL love technology. Always and forever.”