To my internet friends:

Thank you for always favoriting my tweets, liking my Instagram photos, loving my posts on Facebooks, and hyping me up on Snapchat. We have never met and we probably won't ever meet, no matter how many times we say "we need to hang out ASAP," and you know what?

That is okay. I'm way funnier on social media than in person.

To all of my Facebook friends that have been there since the 7th grade whom I have never met, thank you for watching all of my music videos and fights with random girls who have tried to steal a boyfriend of mine in the past.

Comments left on my pictures such as "I wish I could be YOU" and "SLAY ME" have shaped me into the person I am today.

To all of my Twitter friends that followed me during my 5 seconds of fame, thank you for retweeting. For my non-fans, a picture of me on my two-year seizure free milestone got about 65.5k favorites and well over 5k retweet. I will remember you all when I am (hopefully) famous again.

To all of my Instagram friends, thank you for liking me when I'm ugly. Thank you for boosting my self-confidence without even realizing it. You know good and well that I am only wearing that hot outfit for the Gram.

To all of my snapchat friends, you are all my favorite. Thank you for swiping up on my story to compliment my dog or my best friend. To the random dudes who have my snapchat, thank you for being my biggest hype men but for the last time, no, I will not go on a date with you. I am so sorry. Keep being great human beings though. To all of my girlfriends, there is no one more beautiful than you.

Most importantly, if it weren't for Facebook, I would know none of your birthdays. I'm sorry the truth hurts.