Hi there! Here are 4 facts about me:

1. I'm an actor

2. I'm a Slytherin

3. My two favorite movies are Singin' In The Rain and Up

4. If I could have any superpower I would have the power to grant wishes. That way I could wish for *any* super power and grant my own wish so basically it's the ultimate power.

5. I'm a rebel

So I'm starting this thing. What would you call it? A blog? A site? An odd conglomeration of Mabel's disjointed thoughts she thinks are important enough to share with the world? I expect it'll align most accurately with the latter, but boy that's a long title to retype every time. (Control C or no, it's a lot of work) so I think I'll call this a Thlog. Derived from the non-Latin roots Thought and Blog. Because Blog is too basic and I've already explained why I can't use the OCMDT label. (Although it does make a cool acronym, and acronyms do seem to add a certain amount of legitimacy.) To be honest I'm really following in the footsteps of giant such as PEMDAS and JROTC. I would just like to take a moment to thank one of these acronyms for majorly improving my life as civilian in America, honestly without it I would have no idea that exponents come before division. Thank you, PEMDAS, for your service. I digress. Anyway, I'm excited to share my unsolicited advice and opinions with the world and to leave a nice digital footprint I will most likely regret in a few years. Welcome to my Thlog and I hope you enjoy attempting to follow my sporadic train of thought and find my jokes as funny as I do.