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My Day Through Memes

My day explained through memes.

Alexandra Helmus

Feb 07, 2017

Utica College

Photo Courtesy of Grand Central Magazine

RING! RING! RING! That is the sound of my alarm going off and me dreading going to classes. Now I have to get out of my warm cocoon and take off my pajamas and put something halfway decent on.

And now it’s time to walk all the way across campus to go to 2 classes that don’t even last 2 hours. The 7 minute walk it takes me to get to class feels like I just hiked across all of Alaska.

Wait, what even is anthropology. Why am I taking this course? Oh right, it’s a requirement. Ugh, 23 more minutes in this hell hole. C’mon, at least make this stuff interesting!! This is horrible, I should’ve just stayed in bed.

Time to hike through Alaska again, WOOPIE!! Wait, what’d you say? THEY HAVE NACHOS IN THE CAFE?! (Sprints to the cafeteria). This is the best day of my life, holy Moses this is awesome. (Waits in line for 20 minutes). Are you kidding me, there’s no nachos left? WHAT DO I PAY THIS SCHOOL FOR?!

Nap, homework, or Netflix? NAP! Wait, no. I have to get my homework done, I won’t have time tomorrow. UGH! Why did I decide to go to college? I have 264 pages of reading due tomorrow! When did that happen!

I should really go to the gym. Gotta get my steps in on my Fitbit, and to stay healthy. Alright let’s go, let’s get this party started!! (Walks to gym, all the treadmills are full). Alright I guess I’ll wait a few minutes until someone gets off. (2 minutes pass). That’s it! I’M DONE TRYING!!

I’VE HAD IT! THIS HAS BEEN A HORRIBLE DAY!! I’m just gunna take a shower and nap and sleep for the next 40 years. (Takes shower, lays in bed). GREAT! I can’t fall asleep now. Hmmm… I’m just gunna watch Netflix now and stay up until 2 a.m.

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