Acrylic nails are so much fun, you have no ideas until you get them. I feel so confident and amazing with these nails, I never want to take them off. I know they look good, so your comment on how "extra" they look is not needed. For one, it took my nail tech an hour and a half to perfect these beauties so show her some respect. Two, I look good with them on, you cannot deny that. And three, do I know you? No? Okay then why did you comment on my nails?

Don't get me wrong, compliments are wonderful and I am grateful for those people who tell me how much they love them. But when you decide to say something mean and unnecessary, it makes you look like an ass.

You know you love them but since I have them and you don't, you just have to say something. No they are not extra, no they did not cost me a fortune, and I promise you paid more for your haircut than I paid for my nails including tip. My nails are super cute, you seriously just jealous.

It is completely okay to ask me questions, but don't do it in a way that makes me uncomfortable. Don't ask me how much my partner likes them, don't ask my how I go to the bathroom with them, and especially don't ask me how I get work done on my laptop. Sweetie you are watching me type right now. How do you think I get work done?

So, yes, my nails are cute and I love them. I feel and look good, can you say the same? So next time you had wanted to comment on my nails, make sure you don't insult me because I absolutely will ignore you. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.