On the morning of Sunday, March 12, I stirred in my bed as I wiped away the haze of sleep and peace of dreaming. Throwing my blanket off and sliding my legs over the edge of my bed, I hopped onto the ground with excitement to start my day. After preparing for the day, I set out down the hallway of Berry Residence Hall and galloped down the stairs as I made my way to greet the beautiful city of Charleston.
This happy scene came to a crashing halt when my innocent legs, arms and face was met with the 34-degree weather that had corrupted the Holy City. Throughout campus, screams and cries sounded as the realization that winter coming back at us, swinging harder than ever. That morning, which began with such pleasantness, spun all the way around when my bare appendages were forced to climb the stairway back to my room to put on the jeans and sweaters that I had already packed away.
In an effort to save the naïve and trusting citizens of Charleston, I have reflected on my mistakes and compiled a list of must-have fashion items for a wonderful spring in Charleston.
1. Parka
Pair this spring staple item with any long pants and sweater. Best worn with the collar up and every button secured! Buy it in a dark color as to signify the loss of feeling on your face!
2. Knit hat
Now you can wear your grandmother’s hand-knitted hat for more than two months! The way I look at it is that mother nature doesn’t want to hurt your sweet Grammy’s feelings.
3. Hand warmers
This “hot” new accessory is a must-have to add a pop of color to any outfit! Buy them in pink, green, yellow, purple and orange so none of your “spring” outfits will leave you feeling cold!
4. Skis
If you’re looking for a statement shoe for this spring, a pair of skis is your best bet. These will get you to class faster, plus, you’ll have heads turning as you glide down St. Philip St.!
5. Camelbak filled with hot chocolate
Ditch the cold water and iced coffee you’ve been chugging and fill all your water bottles with hot chocolate or coffee. Rejoice in the fact that your inner-white girl can stay alive into the spring!
6. Seasonal (Christmas) socks
This is not a must-have, but it is highly recommended to pull out those Christmas socks that did not get to make an appearance during our actual winter! Now, you can pull your pant leg up and strut your stuff with festive prints!
Good luck surviving this monstrosity of weather and keep your head up for a week of high 70s and no wind! The groundhog might’ve lied, but as Charlestonians, we cannot let him keep us down!