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My Playlist For When Cuffing Szn Turns Into Single Szn

Roses are red, violets are blue, it don't always be like that... but sometimes it do.

Mar 13, 2019

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As spring break approaches and Kevin from Tinder suddenly starts ghosting you and not answering your late night texts, you know that single season truly has come to stay.

Which honestly, isn't even a bad thing because now you can have six full songs to bop to while you down that Strawberita and pretend that it doesn't hurt that Kevin, who Juuls in your face and drinks purely Natural Light for the taste, isn't going to love you back. Trust me, you deserve better sis.

NASA - Ariana Grande

"Think I'm better off here, all alone tonight."

GET OFF MY D!CK - ILIRA

"I wanna dance but don't wanna hold no hands."

Truth Hurts - Lizzo

"I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% THAT bitch."

My Own Thing - Chance The Rapper

"I just gotta do my own thing."

Nunya (feat. Dom Kennedy) - Kehlani

"You lost the girl who got it on her own."

She Don't (feat. Ty Dolla $Ign) - Ella Mai

"Wish you good luck being lonely, I'm gonna push red every time you phone me."

Also a quick disclaimer, there is no Kevin from Tinder and in fact, I hope that if there's a Kevin on Tinder, he's doing okay and well.

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