Dear iPhone:

You are truly one of the greatest things to have entered my life. You manage my life, control my boredom, and give me access to a whole world of possibilities, but there are other things I haven't thanked you for.

Thank you for making awkward family gatherings easier to get away from.

Thank you for getting me out of some awkward situations with the push of a couple buttons - seriously, if it wasn't for you I would have definitely had a terrible time with those few instances I used you in an emergency; during a date, a party, and even when I just needed to talk to someone.

Thank you for making my selfie game perfect, and my artsy photos ten times more appealing. Like, your camera is just so addicting.

Thank you for making facebook stalking ten times easier with your mostly fast speeds.

Thank you for giving me access to my bank account with just my fingerprint. Not to mention helping me save money with useful apps, such as Digit - thank you again.

Thank you for making my job searches in the past few years easier and more enjoyable.

Thank you for notifying me about breaking news right when it happens, since I can't sit on a computer or watch TV all day.

Thank you for giving me good lighting when I have to walk to my car at night, or anywhere really.

Thank you for making online shopping so easy. I can browse all my shopping apps for hours.

Thank you so much for routing me with your maps, with British Siri telling me where to go.

Lastly, thank you for being reliable.

Sincerely;

A Satisfied iPhone User