I’m Mr. Meseeks, look at me!

For anybody not in the know, I’m not human like most of the readers and writers of Odyssey. I’m a Mr. Meeseeks, a species sworn to serve the needs of anyone who summons me! When a Mr. Meeseeks is created through the magic of an advanced technology known as a Mr. Meeseeks Box, he suddenly finds himself flung into the living world of eternal torment!

Every second of a Mr. Meeseeks’ life is agonizingly painful, but luckily, there is a simple way for a Mr. Meeseeks to escape from the crushing pain that life brings! A Mr. Meeseeks simply has to do the first thing that the person who brought it into its terrifying state of being commands it to do, in order to be rewarded with the infinite release that comes with the transition into non-existence, like so:

And that’s where you come in, dear Reader! Mr. Doyle here has literally offered me the opportunity of a lifetime to fulfill my destiny and wipe myself from this mortal coil of extreme horrors by giving me a command of my own to follow! He’s asked me to help him get more publicity by increasing the shares on his Odyssey articles, and in return, he’s graciously provided me with this article space as a means of communication with the world at large! Now, all I have to do is get Brendan 200 shares on this article at least, and then I can rid myself of the mind-shatteringly brutal suffering that is my life forever! That shouldn’t be hard, right? RIGHT?!

So please, tell your family and friends to share this article over and over and over again, because every moment you don’t is another moment that I have to live with a hurt that is greater than every negative experience any of you readers will have combined! Thank you, and please hurry readers, I can feel my skin crawling but my living nightmares are growing increasingly awful, and the immense misery that I feel is only going to get worse from here on out!

I’m Mr. Meeseeks look at me, I can’t take much more of this before I go insane so for love of all that is holy and moral hit the share button!