It is that time of year again. The time of year when parents come in droves to move their precious child into their apartment, dorm, or house for the school year. This time of year can be a very emotional one for the parents and child as they say goodbye until they see one another again. This can also be an emotional time due to the lack of air conditioning in most older places in Ann Arbor. You may find yourself actually crying at night because you have never sweat so much in your entire life and you actually think that you bed is more like a kiddie pool of sweat and dismay than an actual bed. If you are one of those kids who have been blessed enough to be given housing in one of the air conditioned dorms, chilled apartments, or have an unreal self regulating temperate that causes you to never sweat, then good for you but I would like to tell you right now that I’m jealous and I hate you for it.

This past week I moved into my house that I’m living in this year. After carrying my excessive amount of clothes, shoes, and miscellaneous things that will probably fall under my bed and never be seen again, up to my room I can confidently say that I have never sweat so much in my entire life. During these excruciating two hours I had many thoughts, some of them included choice words that my mother would not be too pleased to hear me saying. But, some thoughts seem so relatable to most college aged students that I decided to share them now:

“I’m so hot.”

“I’ve never sweat this much in my life.”

“Can you pass out from sweating too much?”

“No boy will ever be attracted to me looking like this.”

“Do I have a sweating problem?”

“Does my body not regulate temperature?”

“This is the most exercise I’ve gotten in months.”

“My fitbit says I’ve gone 23 stairs, I feel like it should be more.”

“I haven’t even hit my step goal yet.”

“I’m so hot.”

“I wonder if I hide out in the car if my parents will just finish up for me.”

“Does Selena Gomez sweat like this?”

“I need to be more like Selena.”

“I just wanna look good for ya, good for ya.”

“This is horrible.”

“How are there still things in the car?”

“Should I cut my losses on those things?”

“We need an elevator.”

“I’m so hot.”