Having just gone to a formal dance at school, I thought it was important to enlighten humanity with some of the smooth moves I saw that night. With this list, you will conquer any and every dance floor within seconds. It is said to be "the best dance moves ever recorded in history," take notes my friends.
1. The Dino
2. The salad
Chop it
Mix it
Stir it
3. The "potatoes needs some salt & pepper so let me throw some on"
4. The makeshift windshield wipers
5. The weeping willow
The goal is to get a whole forest on the dance floor. Probably my favorite move ever.
6. The modern Egyptian
7. The swaggy conductor
8. Flippin' the pancakes
My go-to move circa 4th grade
9. The finger dab
To be culturally relevant
10. The ambidextrous shot putter
So talented.
11. The shower routine
Lather, rinse, repeat, right folks?
12. The over-zealous disco
13. The amateur rock climber
14. The Q-tip
Q-tip, throw it away. Q-tip, throw it away.
15. The reverse shopping cart
Get that name-brand out my cart!