Your Mom Vs. Kris Jenner
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Your Mom Vs. Kris Jenner

She's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom.

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Your Mom Vs. Kris Jenner

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In college, I have often found myself calling my mom several times a day. The truth is, I miss her a lot. I share a ton of my life with my mother, and she always seems to have some "typical mom reactions" to my "typical 20-year-old life." Even though I love my mom just the way she is, I have always wondered how things would be if my mom was Kris Jenner.

1. When you ask your mom for money.

Mom: Where did that $100 go that I JUST put in your account?

Kris Jenner:

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2. When you run out of food and you tell your mom that you have an emergency on your hands.

Mom: Go to the grocery store!

Kris Jenner:

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3. When your mother comes to visit you at school for the first time.

Mom: *arrives in mini van*

Kris Jenner:

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4. When you accidentally play an inappropriate rap song in the car with your mom.

Mom: I can't believe you listen to that trash!

Kris Jenner:

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5. When you bring your college friends back home for the first time.

Mom: Hi, nice to meet you I'm Emily's mom, Wendy!

Kris Jenner:

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6. When you take your mom to her first college tailgate.

Mom: Wow, people drink so much here, is this all you do on weekends?!

Kris Jenner:

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7. When you introduce her to your new boyfriend.

Mom: *smiles and shakes hand*

Kris Jenner:

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8. When you send her a picture of your spring semester grades.

Mom: Are you serious?! You need to see a tutor!

Kris Jenner:

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9. When you tell your mom you are thinking about adopting a puppy.

Mom: You better not!

Kris Jenner:

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10. When you ask your mom for pointers on how to do handle college.

Mom: Study, go to class and don't talk to boys.

Kris Jenner:

Source: Giphy

Hey mom, if you are reading this, I love you! And Kris Jenner, if you are reading this, pass me the bottle of wine.

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