It's the most stressful time of the year

With the students all crying

And everyone's bank account clear

It's the most stressful time of the year

It's the sleep-sleepiest season of all

With those finals approaching and study guides missing

Rest's importance seems to fall

It's the sleep-sleepiest season of all

They'll be ugly sweater parties for hosting

Twisted Teas for toasting

And ignoring the paper you have to write tomorrow

There'll be scary gpa stories

And tales of the glories of the

Easier classes long, long ago

It's the most stressful time of the year

There'll be much notecard writing

And brains will be fighting

To stay focused and off social media

It's the most stressful time of the year

There'll be caffeine ingested

Time management skills tested

And wishing class would get cancelled for snow

But there is global warming

And even though your thesis is barely forming

To class you simply must go

It's the most stressful time of the year

There'll be festive decorations up

But the workload will be too much

It won't help the feeling of drear

It's the most stressful time

Yes the most stressful time

Oh the most stressful time

Of the year!