Crushed Ice Cream, Phone, And Ego

One day, I was longboarding to a work center building on campus for a project I was doing. I had to bring a sheet of wood and some ice cream to the building. I had my phone in my back pocket, the sheet of wood underneath my armpit, and two cups of ice cream in both of my hands, all while longboarding. I was coming around this sharp corner and there was this girl right there. I was confident that I could whip right passed this girl, so I didn't slow down. But, then a really hot guy popped out of no where, I got distracted by his beautiful face, still didn't slow down, and I had to turn way sharper than I was prepared for. My back right wheel got caught on the sidewalk and the whole board stopped while I flew forward. Preparing for impact, I turned my whole shoulder, and scraped my whole back on the concrete. I spilled the ice cream all over myself, my phone was complelety crushed, but luckily I saved the sheet of wood that was necessary for my project. The hot guy, who in all honesty caused my crash, stopped and asked if I was okay. Of course I said I was fine, even though I was covered in ice cream and was in the worst pain of my entire life. I was too embarrased to say everything on my body hurt.

-Freshman, CU Boulder

Nothin' But Shower Flops

A few weeks ago, I took a shower in my dorm. We have community bathrooms, so I have to leave my room to shower. When I was going back to my room, I realized I got locked out. So, I had to go to the main lobby to get a key to get inside of my room. Of course, all I had on was my towel. When I got to the lobby, my towel fell off in front of a crowd of people. It was a nightmare. Everybody was trying to not laugh at me, but they couldn't stop themselves, which just made everything worse. All I had on were my shower flops. My thighs were so white, you couldn't miss me. All the girls were giggling. Sometimes, I still get flashbacks in that lobby. Needless to say, I've never locked myself out again.

-Freshman, Colorado College