The Morning Routine of a College Student | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

The Morning Routine of a College Student

We all know that waking up every morning to go to that 8am that you swear you'll never need in life is hard - here it is in my mind.

169
The Morning Routine of a College Student
https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2018/02/21/636547733237662127214536940_tEREUy1vSfuSu8LzTop3_IMG_2538.jpg

Two alarms get set (one for 6:00 am and the other for 6:15 am) because I'm not delusional enough to think I'd actually get up at the first sound of that obnoxious beeping that plagues my nightmares.

I drag myself out of bed and trip over the piles of clothes and trash that have made their home on my bedroom floor, even though my mom has told me a million and three times to "get that shit picked up." I turn off the fan, trip a few times, and let out a grunt as I flip the light switch. When I reach the bathroom, I take a solid three or so minutes to just gaze at myself in the mirror, thoughts racing but all the while not really thinking about anything of significance. I look at the damage - a few pimples here and there that make me mutter hateful words to the gods (and my dad for giving me his oily skin), and the greasy hair that I'm certain I could fry a funnel cake with (shout out to you mom).

I trip into the hot water of a shower that I really don't want to be taking, but I know there is a cute boy in French so of course, I have to. My compulsive routine of first washing my hair, conditioning it, washing my body, then face, wakes my mind, but I still allow myself the much-needed 10 minute contemplation period where I gaze at the bottom of the tub as the water flows down my neck like that of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, right before she gets slaughtered. A perfect analogy to what my 8:00 am communications class is going to do to me in just a short while.

The moments after my sauna of a shower have ended seem to be the worst. I often forget my robe due to the fact that I can barely walk when I wake up, let alone be functioning enough to use common sense – good thing my room is right next door. The walk of shame to my closet usually does me in for the day, clocking in around 6:35 am. The floor-length mirror inside of my closet has become my worst enemy. I do an inspection of the horrific things college and work have done to my body. When they say “Freshman 50,” they weren’t joking around.

I continue to wade through the piles of clothes that I refuse to put away because “mom, seriously, I don’t have the time”, until I find the perfect hoodie and sweat-pant combination to fit my mood – depressed, with just a hint of existential crisis. Darn, there goes the good impressions with French Boy.

By this time, it’s a solid 7:00 am and really I should eat breakfast. When I’m feeling hopelessly optimistic, I’ll have a bowl of Special K, even though I was eye-balling those cupcakes from across the hall. Other days I tell myself that I have to skip it because I obviously have to leave an hour early to ensure I make it on time.

I’m sitting in my car, the trash pile on the passenger seat floor representing how I’m feeling about having to make this 20-minute drive. I back out of the driveway and inevitably head to hell.

Damn, I forgot to brush my teeth.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

178888
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

6085
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

451701
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

22836
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments