The University of Delaware: we have a two month long winter break going until the end of the first week of February. In retrospect, it sound pretty nice; just lots of time to hangout with friends and relax. But, once you verge on the third week of January, you are scratching your eyeballs to go back. Here is a list of all I can do during the time from December 13th to February 7th:

1. Take up knitting.

2. Train a small kitten to do acrobatics.

3. Build my own boat and sail it across the Long Island Sound.

4. Learn how to perform leg surgery on myself.

5. Train to be an Olympic swimmer.

6. Sail around the world at least twice.

7. Find Bigfoot and take him back to my home for a 3 course meal.

8. Take a trip to Canada and get married.

9. Learn how to weld a car.

10. Build a small village of tiny homes.

11. End World Hunger.

12. Sew a wardrobe for the entire state of Texas.

13. Grow a beard.

14. Shave that beard and grow a whole new one.

15. Shave that one and grow it all the way down to the floor.

16. Officiate every wedding in the Czech Republic.

17. Grow my hair out long enough so it can be a rope for a jump roping contest.

18. Turn 43 years old.

19. Capture every single insect that exists in the world.

20. Find hidden oil in the U.S.

21. Sleep, which is what I will be doing all break!

Happy Holidays Everyone!