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Mondays Explained By The Gallaghers And Friends

Some days you're the bird and some days you're the statue.

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Mondays Explained By The Gallaghers And Friends
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We have all had one of those Mondays. The Monday where you make a cup of coffee, spill it on yourself, make another cup, and leave it on the roof of your car as you drive to work. Some days you wake up feeling like Frank Gallagher.

Here are all your Monday woes explained by the Gallagher family and friends.

1. When you sleep through your alarm and wake up like Frank:

2. When you pour your cereal only to find out you don't have any milk:


3. When you step outside and realize you'll have to start scraping your windshield before leaving:


4. When your boss makes you work with the annoying co-worker:

5. When you accidentally say this to the annoying coworker half way through the day:


6. When your boss lectures you on how to improve your workplace behavior but you're like:


7. When you have to bribe your friend to say nice things about you so you can keep your job:


8. But then you leave work early:

9. When after a long day at the office you come home to see your devoted dog waiting for you:


10. But then you accidentally step on your dog's foot but they don't understand your apology:


11. And then you end up at the local bar on a Monday night:


12. And you end up starting your Tuesday morning the same way you started your Monday:

Some Monday's just have Frank written all over them.


Caitlin Lilly


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