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12 Posts You'll Always Find In Your Mom Group

A quick guide to understanding just what is going down on your Facebook feed.

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12 Posts You'll Always Find In Your Mom Group
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Wondering why your wife or girlfriend is always giggling at their facebook all day? Wish you could actually see what was happening in the "mom groups" you actually already know about? I'm breaking down the top 12 mom group moments right here.

1.) The TMI Photo Share.

Are you seriously sharing that photo in your mom facebook group? No one knows what that rash is. Take your kid to the doctor.

2.) The Drunk Mom Thread.

It's Friday and the kid(s) are finally asleep. Who even knows what happens after you open the wine bottle?

3.) The Sancti Post.

"You fed your child solids before they were a year old? YOU'RE KILLING THEM!!"- A Sancti, probably.

4.) The Neverending "Fed Is Best" Argument.

Are they eating? Are they nourished? Are you not totally failing at parenting? You're good.

5.) The "Can Someone Photoshop This For Me?" Post.

There are hundreds of apps. Download one.

6.) The Anon Post Thread.

Don't have the balls to make that post with your name attached? The anon thread is just for you!

7.) The "Look At My Dinner" Post.

When posting your Kraft Dinner on Instagram isn't enough.

8.) The Meme Games.

I'm gonna pass.

9.) The "Does This Look Positive" Thread.

Please add another filter and triple negative rainbow that test. It may look less negative. Oh, wait, no. Still negative.

10.) The "Buy My Product" Post.

Are you selling a product or are you selling emojis? I can't tell.

11.) The Call Out Post.

Don't be a liar and you won't have to get called out. It's that easy.

12.) The Lifelong Friendships.

Okay, so honestly, mom groups aren't bad. If you're not out to be completely shady, chances are you'll make some legitimate bffs. They're great to have conversations with people who don't throw their food against the wall and a place to vent when you just can't handle one more episode of Peppa Pig or fit over broccoli. Now go read some juicy gossip over on your newsfeed!

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