Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who’s the poor girl in front of me?
Her hair is frizzy and her hips are bony,
She’s not the fairest of them all.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Why’s the girl ev’n bothering to look?
Her nose is chubby and her ears stick out,
She’s not very pretty, actually not at all.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Why’s she wearing summer shorts?
Her thighs jiggle and her arms wiggle,
She’s not the model she wants to be.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
It’s killing me to see this girl looking back at me.
Her fingers are stubby and elbows funny,
She’s nothing special, nothing at all.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Can someone prettier please replace her?
Her skin has splotches an’ her eyes droop,
She’s kinda plain, maybe ugly.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
I’m turning around now so I don’t see.
I’ll be back later,
Just wait for me.
