Inception is the process of beginning and deception is when you deceive someone. What's more fun? Beginning homework or playing good-old-fashioned tricks on someone's mind?

Clearly, being surrounded by exciting riddles will challenge you more than the 1000 piece puzzle of the Big House my family completed before Michigan Football played in the Outback Bowl. While we wait for the team, the team, the team to rise to the top during next year's football season, let's have some fun.

1. What disappears when you say its name?

Silence.

2. Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or the baby?

That's right, the baby is a LITTLE BIGGER.

3. Unfortunately, I do not have special powers. However, I can predict the score of any football game before it begins.

And so can you! Before a football game, the score is always zero to zero.

4. What 9-letter English word is still a word each time you take a letter away?

That's startling, wow.

Startling: starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I.

5. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

The answer is incorrectly.

So now it is time to do your homework. Don't spell anything incorrectly.