We are all Mike Wazowski | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

We are all Mike Wazowski

Who knew that a one-eyed, two-horned, little green monster could be so relateable?

Mattie Draftz
Sep 11, 2016
DePaul University
1.6k
We are all Mike Wazowski
Pixar's Monsters University

One of my favorite Pixar characters is hands-down Mike Wazowski. He is a hard worker, sticks to his beliefs, and never gives up. He is truly an icon for both young adults and young monsters. Although Wazowski creates an image (both physically and ethically) that seems practically unattainable for most, I find that he is actually quite a relatable monster. So without further adieu, here are some classic Mike Wazowski moments that we have all probably experienced before. And if you don't know who Mike Wazowski is, I politely ask you to rethink your life choices and please gtfo.


Recommended for you

Parks and Recreation excitedly gathered around a laptop at a table in an office setting.

15 Times "Parks and Recreation" Summed Up Your Library Experience

RBF

The Struggles Of Having A Resting Witch Face


1. When you work for a massive spider wearing a three-piece suit...

2. When someone tells you that you aren't scary...



3. #2319...


4. When you give 'em the ole' razzle dazzle


5. When you don't even lift, but you can carry 5 textbooks at once without breaking a sweat...


6. When you break some SERIOUS RULES and almost kill yourself by going into the human world and someone rewards you with a hat for your dangerous actions, giving you false hope for a career in scaring...


7. When you have to keep telling people to get out of yer swamp


9. When yet another person tells you that you aren't scary...



10. ... Even though you've been studying scare techniques your whole life...


11. When you're smooth with the ladies, especially those with snakes for hair...

13. Even your skin is smooth with the snake-haired ladies...

12. When they don't make monocles big enough for your eye so you have to hold regular glasses like this...

14. When your co-worker/roommate brings home a HUMAN CHILD and expects you to risk your career and help take care of it... gender roles these days, amiright?


15. When Wheel of Fortune is on...


16. When you get invited to all the parties because you make a great disco ball...


17. When you're babysitting and the kid sneezes on you...


18. WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT A SCARY BETCH?!


19. When you make a massive discovery about laugh energy that saves your town's energy crisis and your entire company -subsequently launching your comedy career- and you're still not taken seriously...

20. When you can fall asleep honestly knowing you're the coolest one-eyed monster alive :)


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Taylor Swift's Eras Tour is What I Hope Heaven Feels Like

By: James McDonald

12121
an image of taylor swift standing center stage surrounded by her backup dancers in elegant peacock esque outfits with a backdrop of clouds and a box rising above the stage the image captures the vibrant aesthetics and energy of her performance during the lover era of her eras tour
StableDiffusion

A three-and-a-half-hour runtime. Nine Eras. Eleven outfit changes. Three surprise songs. Zero breaks. One unforgettable evening. In the past century, no other performer has put on an electric performance quite like Taylor Swift, surpassing her fans ‘wildest dreams’. It is the reason supporters keep coming back to her shows each year. Days later, I’m still in awe of the spectacle ‘Miss Americana’ puts on every few days in a new city. And, like one of Taylor’s exes, has me smiling as I reminisce about the memories of the night we spent together.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

Miami University
75242
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
music
Entertainment

Why Your Astrological Sign May Not Match Your Personality

We are all more than just one sign.

SUNY Plattsburgh
19349
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
astrology
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

UNC Greensboro
6329
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
spring
Relationships

The Importance Of Being A Good Person

An open letter to the good-hearted people.

Sacred Heart University
71511
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less
good person

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments