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We are all Mike Wazowski

Who knew that a one-eyed, two-horned, little green monster could be so relateable?

Mattie Draftz

Sep 11, 2016

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One of my favorite Pixar characters is hands-down Mike Wazowski. He is a hard worker, sticks to his beliefs, and never gives up. He is truly an icon for both young adults and young monsters. Although Wazowski creates an image (both physically and ethically) that seems practically unattainable for most, I find that he is actually quite a relatable monster. So without further adieu, here are some classic Mike Wazowski moments that we have all probably experienced before. And if you don't know who Mike Wazowski is, I politely ask you to rethink your life choices and please gtfo.

1. When you work for a massive spider wearing a three-piece suit...

2. When someone tells you that you aren't scary...

3. #2319...

4. When you give 'em the ole' razzle dazzle

5. When you don't even lift, but you can carry 5 textbooks at once without breaking a sweat...

6. When you break some SERIOUS RULES and almost kill yourself by going into the human world and someone rewards you with a hat for your dangerous actions, giving you false hope for a career in scaring...

7. When you have to keep telling people to get out of yer swamp

9. When yet another person tells you that you aren't scary...

10. ... Even though you've been studying scare techniques your whole life...

11. When you're smooth with the ladies, especially those with snakes for hair...

13. Even your skin is smooth with the snake-haired ladies...

12. When they don't make monocles big enough for your eye so you have to hold regular glasses like this...

14. When your co-worker/roommate brings home a HUMAN CHILD and expects you to risk your career and help take care of it... gender roles these days, amiright?

15. When Wheel of Fortune is on...

16. When you get invited to all the parties because you make a great disco ball...

17. When you're babysitting and the kid sneezes on you...

18. WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT A SCARY BETCH?!

19. When you make a massive discovery about laugh energy that saves your town's energy crisis and your entire company -subsequently launching your comedy career- and you're still not taken seriously...

20. When you can fall asleep honestly knowing you're the coolest one-eyed monster alive :)

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We are all Mike Wazowski

Who knew that a one-eyed, two-horned, little green monster could be so relateable?

1. When you work for a massive spider wearing a three-piece suit...

2. When someone tells you that you aren't scary...

3. #2319...

4. When you give 'em the ole' razzle dazzle

5. When you don't even lift, but you can carry 5 textbooks at once without breaking a sweat...

6. When you break some SERIOUS RULES and almost kill yourself by going into the human world and someone rewards you with a hat for your dangerous actions, giving you false hope for a career in scaring...

7. When you have to keep telling people to get out of yer swamp

9. When yet another person tells you that you aren't scary...

10. ... Even though you've been studying scare techniques your whole life...

11. When you're smooth with the ladies, especially those with snakes for hair...

13. Even your skin is smooth with the snake-haired ladies...

12. When they don't make monocles big enough for your eye so you have to hold regular glasses like this...

14. When your co-worker/roommate brings home a HUMAN CHILD and expects you to risk your career and help take care of it... gender roles these days, amiright?

15. When Wheel of Fortune is on...

16. When you get invited to all the parties because you make a great disco ball...

17. When you're babysitting and the kid sneezes on you...

18. WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT A SCARY BETCH?!

19. When you make a massive discovery about laugh energy that saves your town's energy crisis and your entire company -subsequently launching your comedy career- and you're still not taken seriously...

20. When you can fall asleep honestly knowing you're the coolest one-eyed monster alive :)

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Your Schedule

The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

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Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

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