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We are all Mike Wazowski

Who knew that a one-eyed, two-horned, little green monster could be so relateable?

Mattie Draftz

Sep 11, 2016

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One of my favorite Pixar characters is hands-down Mike Wazowski. He is a hard worker, sticks to his beliefs, and never gives up. He is truly an icon for both young adults and young monsters. Although Wazowski creates an image (both physically and ethically) that seems practically unattainable for most, I find that he is actually quite a relatable monster. So without further adieu, here are some classic Mike Wazowski moments that we have all probably experienced before. And if you don't know who Mike Wazowski is, I politely ask you to rethink your life choices and please gtfo.

1. When you work for a massive spider wearing a three-piece suit...

2. When someone tells you that you aren't scary...

3. #2319...

4. When you give 'em the ole' razzle dazzle

5. When you don't even lift, but you can carry 5 textbooks at once without breaking a sweat...

6. When you break some SERIOUS RULES and almost kill yourself by going into the human world and someone rewards you with a hat for your dangerous actions, giving you false hope for a career in scaring...

7. When you have to keep telling people to get out of yer swamp

9. When yet another person tells you that you aren't scary...

10. ... Even though you've been studying scare techniques your whole life...

11. When you're smooth with the ladies, especially those with snakes for hair...

13. Even your skin is smooth with the snake-haired ladies...

12. When they don't make monocles big enough for your eye so you have to hold regular glasses like this...

14. When your co-worker/roommate brings home a HUMAN CHILD and expects you to risk your career and help take care of it... gender roles these days, amiright?

15. When Wheel of Fortune is on...

16. When you get invited to all the parties because you make a great disco ball...

17. When you're babysitting and the kid sneezes on you...

18. WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT A SCARY BETCH?!

19. When you make a massive discovery about laugh energy that saves your town's energy crisis and your entire company -subsequently launching your comedy career- and you're still not taken seriously...

20. When you can fall asleep honestly knowing you're the coolest one-eyed monster alive :)

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8. A good-night's sleep? What is that?

9. The "Freshman 15" is a myth... Sort of.

10. There's nothing better than a fresh start.

11. Yes, it will be the best years of your life!

Moms: the only reason voicemail still exists.

1. Leaves you voice mails.

2. When you answer, the phone says, "Hey it's Mom!", even though you have caller ID.

3. Tells you things about your friends she found out on Facebook.

4. Fast-forwards through sex scenes.

5. Asks you what really provocative song lyrics mean.

6. Comments on everything you post online.

7. Asks you if you are seeing anyone.

8. Tells you what she had for dinner when you aren't home.

9. Asks you the same question over and over.

10. Tells you you need a haircut.

11. Tells you you need to start eating more.

12. Snoops on your life.

13. Wakes you up in the morning in that annoying calm voice.

14. Tells you she's proud of you about everything.

15. Uses lingo in the dorkiest way.

16. Asks you to vote for her favorite contestants on 'American Idol,' 'Dancing with the Stars,' or 'The Voice.'

17. Makes a ridiculous amount of snacks when your friends come over.

18. Loves you unconditionally.

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3. You could either become a ginger

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