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Finals Week As Told By Will Ferrell

I might use my final as my tissue to wipe my tears.

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Finals Week As Told By Will Ferrell
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Taking four finals and writing paper that is counting 50 percent of your grade is extremely stressful. In fact, saying "stressful" is an understatement. Stress eating starts, sleep deprived begins and lastly to top it off, you start getting acne.

1. First off, take a deep breath


2. You may realize that your first final is coming sooner than you think

3. Come crunch time, you'll feel grossly unprepared

4. You may just want someone to hold you and tell you it's going to be ok

5. You may even want to give up hope altogether


6. You will definitely drink WAY TOO MUCH coffee


7. Then you will be far too energized to focus on studying

8. But then you will buckle down and really start to focus on studying

9. When you start the final, your professor may sneak some stuff you didn't study for on the test

10. But then, you will get a question you know

11. You will walk out of the final, knowing that you nailed it

12. And even if you didn't nail it, there are always other ways to drown your sorrows

13. No matter what, there's always next semester!


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