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Midterms Week, By Ron Swanson

Being pessimistic and obsessed with gross food is acceptable at this time.

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1. When you slide into the week excited because next week is spring break.

2. But then you realize you have 3 tests and 4 papers due before the week is over.

3. You immediately find every way possible to procrastinate.

4. When you finally sit down to write your paper, it makes no sense and you have absolutely no good ideas.

5. When you're clearly trying to be productive but your friends won't stop bugging you about going out.

6. The world must be against you so you're against it.

7. When your friends keep trying to vent to you about their problems, but you have too many of your own.

8. When food becomes your only source of happiness at 2:00 a.m. in the cold basement of the library.

9. And by 4:00 a.m. you have made peace with your fate.

10. When the paper has met the page requirement and you don't bother re-reading and just turn it in as is.

11. When someone wishes you good luck on the exam you have poured your heart and soul into studying for.

12. When you leave your room to take your most dreaded exam and glance, one last time, into the mirror.

13. When the exam is over and you leave the classroom relieved but on the verge of tears.

14. When it's time to leave campus and you could not be happier.

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