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Middle School: As Told By Spongebob Squarepants

What an Awkward Phase Told by an Awkward TV Character

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Middle School. Dreaded Middle School. It is so painfully awkward looking back on it. But it is a right of passage, a time to explore who you were meant to be, to make new friends, and to get prepared for the even more dreaded -high school.

1. When there's drama EVERYWHERE

Every school has its fair share of drama, but for some reason the drama seems to be abundant in middle schools. It's just that age. You can't seem to trust anyone, everyone is everyone else's best friend, and no one is happy, unless there's something juicy coming from recess.

2. Physical Education classes were a nightmare

Anyone else remember the dreaded president's challenge? Having to stretch and touch your toes, having to run a mile. What a nightmare!

3. That look of confusion when you had no idea what the teacher was talking about

God forbid you show any weakness and actually ask for help. Some teachers are great and will come early to help you out, but others make you feel pretty dumb if you ever have any questions.

4. When the teacher is helping the student next to you

I mean really, could these aisles be any narrower? You'd think they would have perfected some sort of "bend" technique.

5. When everyone seems to get recognized on awards day

Seriously, they will come up with any award to avoid anyone feeling left out. Consolation prizes, that's what they call them, but all they're good for is building up an entitled society

6. When the school adds a new sweater to the dress code

Because who wouldn't want to wear an itchy sweater in your bright school colors? It's the most uncomfortable fashion choice ever... and my middle school color was orange.

7. Having to scarf down your lunch to actually have time for recess


Is 45 minutes honestly long enough for anyone to eat, use the restroom, and have a recess? No. No it is not.

8. Being stuck with after school suspension

What ever happened to writing the mission statement over and over? Sure, my hands would cramp, but it totally beats mopping.

9. Finally getting to enjoy "Big Recess"

Because the field beats the quad any day. So much space, so much open air, and swing sets!

10. When the school thought it was a good idea to implement art class

I'd much rather spend my 50 minutes learning about polynomials than being forced to express my creativity. Art should be an optional elective. Not everyone was blessed with the creative gene

11. When it was a rainy day and the teacher brought the TV into the Classroom

Bones is educational, right? Or that silly little animated science guy with the robotic dog. Anyone else remember that show?

12. When it was your birthday and you had to invite the whole class

You had to invite the entire class in order to hand out invitations at school. People who you've never even talked to show up.

Middle school can be scary. It's new and awkward and a phase that nobody wants to relive. Looking back, it had its perks. It was a time of growth and development that (hopefully) prepared us all for high school.



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