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Troy University isn't exactly Scranton, Penn. But it can sometimes be just as crazy. Every now and then, we lose sight of what our end game in life is and sit back and wonder how life got so intense. Our prestigious South Eastern school definitely doesn't make it any easier! Luckily, Michael Scott knows that too! So here are some reactions from the World's Greatest Boss, himself, if he had to deal with the craziness at Troy.

1. Walking into TC and realizing that the Chick-fil-A line is going to take 30 minutes to get through.

2. When Michael has to walk down 17 flights of stairs from his dorm room to get to TC.

3. And then he realizes that scheduling that 8:30 a.m. class on Monday was a mistake.

4. Then the professor says, "Here's your final essay prompt."

4. He realizes that it's chicken nugget day in Saga, and Michael is feeling Sasha Fierce.

5. Mr.Scott gets the email that class is canceled, and he thinks about all the great things he gets to do instead.

6. Going home at the end of the day, he reflects on what he has accomplished.

7. Friday comes, and Michael's friends ask him to go to the Front Porch -- and he just puts on sweatpants instead.

8. Dr. Whoever Whatever in the Boring department says he'd probably have an A in the class if he just showed up.

9. Dodging those people asking him to do something on the quad, or giving out free stress balls -- no thanks -- Michael will just swerve to the other side of the sidewalk.

10. But Michael Scott knows -- just like we all do -- that life must go on because grownups, even at Troy, never give up.

And if Michael Scott can make it through, so can we.

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