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What Percentage Of You Is Made Up Of Michael Scott?

Are you 100% Michael, or nothing like him at all?

Kayla Gately

Aug 06, 2018

Albany, NY

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What Percentage Of You Is Made Up Of Michael Scott?

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Michael Scott is hands down the funniest leading male in a comedy series ever, don't @ me! Even though he's completely cringe-y most of the time, he has a good heart and is freaking hilarious to watch (thanks Steve Carell!). Now it's time to decide, once and for all, how much you're like Michael Scott. Just add up all the percents that describe you, and add them together at the end for your total score!

5% if you're the boss of a company (or just the leader of your friend group, since that's more attainable)

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Even if you bought the "World's Best Boss" mug for yourself.

10% if you're always in an awkward situation (most likely one you created)

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I'm talking offering a bunch of kids college tuition and then still going to their school and sitting through their amazingly choreographed dance all the while knowing you don't have the money to pay for even one student's tuition and can only offer them batteries instead - awkward.

5% if you have a weird sense of humor

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Especially if it includes poorly thought out, recurring characters- I'm looking at you, Michael Klump.

5% if that sense of humor has, or still does, include "that's what she said" jokes

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You know Michael Scott would still be making this joke in 2018.

3% if you hate someone named Toby

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The Toby's of the world don't deserve this.

12% if you love (or have used) paper

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This one's pretty much a freebie.

15% if you work, or have worked, in an office

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You can honestly relate better than anyone.

10% if you know someone with the same name as a character from the office

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Michael, Dwight, Jim, Pam. Angela, Kevin, Oscar, Stanley, Phyllis, Andy, Creed, Meredith, Kelly, Toby, Ryan, Gabe, Jan, Holly, David Wallace, Todd Packer, LITERALLY ANYONE!

15% if you have ever dated someone named Holly

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Brownie points if you guys did Yoda impressions, too.

20% if you love your job

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Because nobody loves their job more than Michael Scott. Okay, maybe Dwight Schrute, but that's another quiz for another day...

So, what percent Michael Scott are you?

Things I Am Actually Going To Do This Semester

Or at least try to do.

University of Tennessee at Chattanooga

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New year, new semester, not the same old thing. This semester will be a semester to redeem all the mistakes made in the previous five months.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

Let's face it, last semester you woke up with enough time to brush your teeth and get to class and even then you were about 10 minutes late and rollin' in with some pretty unfortunate bed head. This semester we will set our alarms, wake up with time to get ready, and get to class on time!

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The 5 Painfully True Stages Of Camping Out At The Library

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

Southwestern University

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And so it begins.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

Camping out at the library is not for the faint of heart. You need to go in as a warrior. You usually have brought supplies (laptop, chargers, and textbooks) and sustenance (water, snacks, and blanket/sweatpants) since the battle will be for an undetermined length of time. Perhaps it is one assignment or perhaps it's four. You are motivated and prepared; you don’t doubt the assignment(s) will take time, but you know it couldn’t be that long.

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The 14 Stages Of The Last Week Of Class

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

Michigan State University

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December... it's full of finals, due dates, Mariah Carey, and the holidays. It's the worst time of the year, but the best because after finals, you get to not think about classes for a month and catch up on all the sleep you lost throughout the semester. But what's worse than finals week is the last week of classes, when all the due dates you've put off can no longer be put off anymore.

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Top 20 Thoughts College Students Have During Finals

The ultimate list and gif guide to a college student's brain during finals.

University of Vermont

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Thanksgiving break is over and Christmas is just around the corner and that means, for most college students, one hellish thing — finals week. It's the one time of year in which the library becomes over populated and mental breakdowns are most frequent. There is no way to avoid it or a cure for the pain that it brings. All we can do is hunker down with our books, order some Dominos, and pray that it will all be over soon. Luckily, we are not alone in this suffering. To prove it, here are just a few of the many deranged thoughts that go through a college student's mind during finals week.

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28 Daily Thoughts of College Students

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever else invented copy and paste. Thank you."

Kennesaw State University

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I know every college student has daily thoughts throughout their day. Whether you're walking on campus or attending class, we always have thoughts running a mile a minute through our heads. We may be wondering why we even showed up to class because we'd rather be sleeping, or when the professor announces that we have a test and you have an immediate panic attack.