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How To Be Prepared For Miami's Bipolar Weather

It's very up and down.

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How To Be Prepared For Miami's Bipolar Weather
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Although Florida is known as the “Sunshine State,” its weather tends to state otherwise.

The weather in Miami, Florida can go from being extremely sunny with the brightest of blue skies to a category 5 hurricane within minutes. Unlike other cities, Miami’s fall consists of dropping mixtapes rather than dropping leaves. Winters in Miami are best described by the flood of Instagram and Snapchat photos taken at the beach with captions such as “‘winter’” and “’s’winter’” (summer/winter).

Summers are unbearable. If you can survive the summer without getting a heatstroke, you truly are meant to live in Miami, Florida. Miami might just be the only place where you could legitimately live in a bathing suit. However, for those nights where you’re engaging in the night life, raging at Ultra, Miami’s music festival, or going to the beach for Floatopia, you always want to know the weather for the day so that you can keep your crop top and elastic shorts dry.

Miami’s bipolar weather will interfere in any type of situation such as jetskiing with DJ Khaled and searching for they key to success #blessup or just a typical beach day. Always carry your umbrella with you along with your music festival necessities.


The weather is always noticeable in Miami. You can see it whether you're:

1. Walking your cat

2. Swimming with the sharks Miami's exclusive beaches

3. Sleeping inside your house with your favorite stuffed animal

4. Skydiving from your massive helicopter that DJ Khaled loaned to you

5. At Floatopia or Ultra

6. Working out with DJ Khaled

7. At school watching the jazz band during lunch

8. Robbing a bank

9. Not robbing a bank

10. At lunch with your new foreign girlfriend showing her some of Miami's beauties

Miami's weather is always back and fourth. You always want to know the weather for your day so you can keep your crop top and elastic shorts dry and so you can bring your rafts to the beach for Floatopia without a mini storm cancelling out your fun. You always need to be prepared for Miami's mix of weather. Always bring your umbrella places, and make sure you have more clothes that you could wear to any music concert that you can find in Miami.

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