1. Sexy Lorax
Something tells me that when Dr. Seuss asked, "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" he wasn't looking at this costume.
2. Cookie Monster
Nothing says terrifying quite like a floating blue head. I would not be sharing my last cookie with this guy.
3. Sexy Ernie
Nothing says goodbye to your childhood quite like a sexy Sesame Street costume.
4. Sexy Big Bird
Putting a small hat on a dress does not a costume make.
5. American Apparel's Bat
The model is instantly regretting this photo.
6. Dalmatian
One very ruff costume indeed.
7. Sexy Olaf
It's no secret that I'm in love with Disney's Frozen. Some costume are worth splurging on...just maybe not this one.
8. LMFAO
LMFAO...no. Just, no.
9. Mexican Guy
It's never okay to turn someone's culture into a costume. Period.
10. Red Dragon Lady
Still definitely not okay.
11. Missing Milk Carton
I'm sure you'll regret having to keep that on your head all night before you finish your first drink.
12. Baby in a Blanket
Terrifying, absolutely terrifying.
13. Cry Baby
The words "sexy" and "baby" should never be used together in this context. Ever.
14. Naughty Nem Oh
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...away from this costume.
15. Sexy Gum
A short bodycon dress with a logo should not be a costume.
16. Sexy Jolly Rancher
Not...
17. Sexy Gumball Machine
.....a.....
18. Sexy Banana
...costume.
19. Adam and Eve
Anyone else feeling like this costume's a sin?
20. Ghost
Not only will you ruin a perfectly good bed sheet, but you will likely be the most cliche costume at your party. At that point, just ditch the duvet and go as yourself.
21. Bed Bug
Maybe dress as something that doesn't immediately evoke disgust and the instinct to take you outside?
22. Robert E. Lee
General rule of thumb: If you have to explain it, it isn't worth it.
23. Extreme 70s
I get the impulse. The 70s are stereo-typically known for being sexy, suave, and seemingly devoid of rules. But avoid over-committing. The combination of brings, platforms, and mustache make this costume more creepy than cute.
24. Turkey
Points for creativity but demerits for dignity and comfort.
25. "This is my costume" Shirts
To be fair, these shirts are pretty hit-or-miss. Casual thing or handing out candy? Totally fine. Costume party you've known about for weeks? Probably not.
And just because it takes a special amount of effort to mess up a pet or baby costume...
26. Turkey Baby
Do you see the look on that baby's face? Pure terror from realizing his life depends on the people that put him in this costume.
27. Trojan Baby
No. Just...no. This costume is in no way appropriate for a child.
28. Hannibal Lecter
That seems a bit...intense.
29. Baby Stripper
?????
30. Puppy Stripper
Who even thinks to put fake boobs on a dog?
31. Sexy School Puppy
She is nailing it with that pose, but look into those sad eyes; no doubt judging her owner.
