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Meet The Worlds Best Procrastinator

We're all guilty of it, and many of us brag about how skilled we are at it.

Ashley Grimes

Oct 01, 2014

College of Charleston

http://www.whyamilazy.com/

As most of us know, procrastination is a huge part of college life (or for me, just life in general.) We post on Yik Yak, Twitter, and Facebook about wisely spending our free time watching Netflix or taking a nap and then complain every two seconds about being up at 3AM. We tell ourselves that we're going to hate ourselves if we don't get to work soon but end up chugging three cups of coffee instead.

Here are 12 thoughts many students (mostly girls) have when genuinely trying to focus on their school work:

1. I totally got this. I'm in the library. My books are out. Honestly, I don't even have THAT much to do. I'll totally be done in two hours max.

2. Let me just check Facebook really quick before I start so I can get it out of my system. Then I'll be in the zone.

3. Aww, a Buzzfeed article about cats.

4. A quiz about Which Gilmore Girls Character Are You? Okay, after this I swear I'll start my reading. I want to get to bed early tonight.

5. *Opens textbook and reads five pages* What did I just read? Why do I even try?

6. I definitely deserve a break after that. I'll go get Starbucks to reward myself.

7. You know what goes perfectly with a Caramel Apple Spice? Pinterest.

8. Maybe I should go shopping tomorrow. I mean I shouldn't ... But I should ...

9. *Types out name, date, and title of paper on Word doc* I wonder what's happening on Twitter ... Hahaha, oh Josh Peck, marry me already.

10. Do I still have a Tumblr?

11. I need to paint my nails. I'll do that tomorrow.

12. 1AM ALREADY?! Ehh, I'll just do it in the morning.

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