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Mean Girls Lunch Tables as Texas Schools

That's why their schools are so big, it's full of secrets.

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Mean Girls Lunch Tables as Texas Schools

When Cady Heron arrived to the high school, she had to choose which lunch table to sit at. It is now that time of the year when all high school seniors are basically Cady Heron in terms of choosing where to go to college. If your college choices lie in Texas, I'm going to pull a Janis Ian and give you some quick information:

Freshman - Texas State University

The newbies think they are all cute, and actually believe that "fetch" is a real thing. They are in Division 1, but they play against UTA instead of UT. Being called "Texas State" should give them more recognition, but most people outside of Texas don't know that they exist.

Preps - Southern Methodist University (SMU)

SMU's mascot may be the Mustangs (horses), but I also think that the sports car had something to do with it as well. SMU has been called Southern Millionaires University. Even though the tuition is high and they live in the most affluent area of Dallas, they can still afford to go shopping, traveling, and constructing new buildings ever chance they get, etc.


Jocks - University of Houston

Tom Herman was the head football coach of the Cougars. Now, he's at UT. He was able to put Houston on the map; they were highly ranked last football season ending with a victory over the once #1 Florida State in their bowl game. However, since Herman has left, we'll see if Houston continues to get as much recognition as Texas A&M, Texas Tech, TCU, etc.


Nerds - Rice University

Karen could not get accepted her as there acceptance limit does exist. They only accepted 15% of applicants last year. These applicants' average ACT score was 34. They're smart. They may not be great in terms of athletics, but they may be our bosses in the future.


Unfriendly Hotties - Texas Tech University

The Texas Tech head football coach has been compared to Ryan Gosling. Many of their students are attractive as well. Saying that they will "wreck" their opponents gives us a raider rash.


The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet - Stephen F. Austin State University

Okay, this is my school. I might be biased, but we have a beautiful campus, great small town, and good environment. Though the football team has been improving a lot in these past years, people around the nation have started to know who the Lumberjacks are with the help of our amazing basketball team!

And The Worst - Sam Houston State University

I might be biased again here. They're SFASU's main rival. We compare each other so much and they think they are better than us. I honestly would rather live in Nacogdoches, than Huntsville, orange doesn't even look good to wear!
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