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A Love Letter To McDonald's

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A Love Letter To McDonald's
McDonalds

Dear McDonald's,

First, I would like to thank you. You have always been there for me. Like when I need a Dr. Pepper, or when we are traveling and I have to go to the bathroom, or when I need ice cream. SIKE. Your machines are always broken (work on that please). No but seriously. Thank you. You're always there for my and my pals whether it's one in the afternoon or 2:15am after a night full of dancing at the bars.

Secondly, I would like to tell you how much I love you. You are really stepping up the fast food game. Which by the way, that really sucks for people trying to eat healthy. It all started with the dollar menu (put the McChicken back on it please). Then there was the McPick 2 for $5. Next was all day breakfast. We have finally landed with the greatest thing ever. The McDonald's App. Most importantly, the App is free - just like some of the items on the menu.

For most people, living without the App is doable. And honestly, McDonald's is one of the most affordable places to eat. But if you're a broke college student and would rather spend your money elsewhere, take the W and download the App.

The App offers a plethora of promotions. You can buy a breakfast sandwich and get a free coffee/orange juice. That's cool and everything, but let me tell you about the real winner. The winner is me. Yes me. Fly the W. It's called Friday for a reason. If you buy anything on Friday, you get free fries. Cool! Also, if it's 90 degrees in your area, you get free ice cream. Even cooler.

Recently I also found out that McDonald's is offering a Happy Hour. Way cool. Every drink (yes that includes Dr. Pepper in a styrofoam cup) is only $1.10 as opposed to $1.31.

So thank you Dons. Not only do I love free things, but I also love reliable people. And you're always there to support my awful diet.

With so much love,

Your happy customer, Alli Krone

And if you're wondering - no, I'm not doing PR for McDonald's.

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