Massachusetts. "Most dencely populated per square mile state in the northeast. Known for the Redsox, Patriots, bad drivers, highways with two different names (128 is I-95, for all you out-of-staters), Dunkin Donuts, wicked bad gramma, friggin cold winters, wicked hot summers, unpredictable weather, and people who hate the New York Yankees." - Urban Dictionary.
1. Wicked is a part of your vocabulary.
No, not the wicked witch. Wicked awesome, Wicked cool, wicked pissah. I think you get the point!
2. You live for Boston sports.
B's, Celts, Sox, Pats. If you're from Mass, you're a die hard sports fan.
3. You run on Dunkin'.
There's a Dunkin' every few blocks and no day is complete without a Dunkin' iced coffee!
4. Speaking of Dunkin' you drink your Dunkin' iced coffee year round.
Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall. Doesn't matter the season, you always have a Dunkin' iced coffee in hand.
5. When it comes to weather you're prepared for anything.
You never know what the weather will be like on any given day. It could be seventy degrees in October or there could be a snow storm!
6. You love going down the Cape.
Yes, "down the Cape", not to Cape Cod. The Cape is the best summer destination - not too far from home, but still a nice little get away.
7. You know how to pronounce all Mass town names.
Leominster is Lemon-stir. Worcester is Wuss-tur. Reading is Red-ing. I know it's tough, but it's a Mass thing.
8. You're a pro at rotaries.
No not a traffic circle. Not a round-about. A rotary. And yes they're no problem.
9. You call water fountains bubblers.
You want us to go outside and drink from the fountain? No thanks. I think I'll stick with the bubbler.
10. No weather stops you from going out on the road.
Whether there's a typhoon or a blizzard outside, you're prepared to drive in anything. You're used to crazy Massachusetts weather.
11. You're proud to be from Mass.
You're proud to be from Massachusetts. You're a masshole and you wouldn't have it any other way.