Big Marc is his nickname for a reason. This dude is big. He lifts every day and can front bench squat press 200 pounds five times, if that means anything to you ladies. Marcus loves dogs, and if that doesn’t seal the deal, I don’t know what does, honestly. Marc is super cool and super awesome and holy cow, I can’t stop talking about his muscles. Ladies, I am telling you that you will fall in love.
He always walks around campus with only one earbud in, jamming to some hardcore rap music, carrying some major swagger. He loves his flannels and wears them almost too much, but trust me it’s cool. He rains threes in basketball, he made an and-one three pointer in his high school regional semifinal loss that was pretty hype and the crowd went nuts. He has thick luscious hair that pretty much guarantees him a perfect hairline for life.
One word sums up Big Marc: LeBron. LeBron James is everything to Marc, and in a strange way, Marc is everything to LeBron. Marc knows every single stat that LeBron has had in every single game in his entire life, dating back to LeBron’s middle school days. It’s awesome. Ladies, check him out.
Jack “Microsoft Outlook” Dargis is a high school legend. He’s pretty modest about it, but Jack ran his high school. He is a blonde haired-blue eyed super pale total bro, and it really isn’t that true but he often refers to himself as a young Bradley Cooper, just nod your head and smile when he tries to make this comparison.
Jack doesn’t lift as much as Big Marc but he is still super big, plus his dad is a cop. His Madden skills are a little above average but sometimes he gets really mad and throws a lot of interceptions, but whatever. He likes Mizzou way better than Iowa City and no one really knows why. He goes to bed at seven every night because if he doesn’t get a good night's sleep then holy cow, he is one cranky kid in the morning. Watch out! He walks around his apartment shirtless all the time, and he has a moped but he’s terrible at driving it.
One word sums up Dargz: legend. Everyone loves him and no one really knows why, he doesn’t even go out. For some reason the kid that hangs out in his dimly lit room on Friday and Saturday nights is the most popular kid around. Ladies, check him out.
