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Make America Great Again

Another half-hearted critique of Donald Trump.

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The year is 2016 and we are all too familiar with the name "Donald Trump." I revere a time in history when you had to tune into The Apprentice to hear his blabbering ignorance and narcissism but now, unfortunately, all you have to do is turn on CNN. We have been force fed this orange haired, potato-faced dumbass 24/7 on any news network imaginable as if somehow people are still shocked he even got a single vote (and you should be). It seems every time he makes a comment that you would expect from the fat 7th grade bully all we Americans are rewarded with is more free T.V. time for the Donald.

The American voting public is being fed a distorted message when Donald Trump says something completely and utterly racist, bigoted or just plain stupid and we get to watch three news anchors try to salvage what he maybe, could have meant behind all of the shouting and repetitive adjective choices (looking at you Fox News).

Donald Trump is actually right, America is losing its way. If we were as great as we used to be back in whatever time he's referring to in his campaign slogan, someone would have realized he's a 12 year old by now and the country would have moved on. But, sadly, we keep giving him incredible amounts of credit and respect for presenting policy ideas I used to write about in my high school civics class papers and promptly receive a C-.

I thought this was a country of patriots. A country that when someone embarrasses themselves on national television we treat them like Janet Jackson and ruin their careers.

If we have one hope left, may we leave it to the handful of you that still make YouTube video montage commentary to ruin a Trump campaign once and for all. Please enjoy a list of some links to my personal favorite videos that show Thin Skin in his natural habitat. Enjoy-



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