When your siblings ask if you’re going to finish everything on your plate

Every grandparent the second they see you at dinner

“Ah shit, I burnt the *insert any food*!”

All the kids when adults claim “age before beauty” and grab food first

Your little sibling when you “accidently” push them out of the way to get food

When you talk about that thing your cousin told you NOT to mention to their parents

“Oh I’m tearing up! You’re just so beautiful and growing up so fast...”

How the host of this year’s family thanksgiving feels when preparing for everyone to come

Me the moment I'm hounded with questions about college and "my future"

Every adult when you claim that nothing interesting is happening in your life

What mom is like if you disappear for just a second during dinner preparation

The answer to everything. All day long.