Otherwise known as "Mud In America," this year's music festival hosted by Budweiser was an eventful, chaotic, weekend. If you went, congratulations you made it out alive! Here's this year's festival told by Rihanna:
1. "Do I really want to wear rainwear over this outfit, though?"
If you were smart, you brought a raincoat to take off for pics. If you realized you made a mistake, you got a poncho. If you were a boss, you stuck it out all day drenching wet.
2. "Um, hello? You didn't say excuse me!"
There are hundreds of people pushing me around and bumping into me hence bumping into you. RELAX.
3. "Sorry, my friend is up there!"
I think I see her/him! Wait, do imaginary friends count?
4. "Excuse me, pardon me, my friend is about to throw up!"
Ha, not really. I just need to get out of this damn crowd. And it worked. I should get an Oscar - go me.
5. *Spends all your money on food*
It was SO worth it. Bless those food trucks.
6. "Did I drink any water today?"
Hahaha uh that's a joke, right? Oh well.
7. *Mentally prepares to go deeper into the crowd*
You may or may not make it out alive.
8. "I'm so sorry just trying to get through!"
But are you REALLY sorry?
9. *Getting lit with squad*
Nothing better than having friends to dance the night away with.
10. *Trying to reach your friends when you're lost*
Or upload a sick snap onto your story...
11. *Walking through the entrance*
Stunting in your bomb outfit after getting your wristband scanned like you're the sh*t. (Because you are).
12. *Trekking through the mud*
Forget about trying to keep the shoes clean, that was over a long time ago.
13. *Leaving the festival*
Leaving that mess behind. GOODbye.