LSU is the best school in the SEC. Actually in the county. And the world. Sure we have jumped up six spots in ESPN's college football rankings since the beginning of the season, we have the most loyal and passionate fans and we have been named the most intimidating stadium in all of college football. But, most importantly we have the best mascot.

Mike The Tiger is 500 pounds of pure victory. He eats 175 pounds of meat per week, and has a 15,000 square foot habitat right across the street from Death Valley on LSU's campus.

His Facebook has over 53,300 likes. He parades around the football field at home games, and is adored by over 100,00 loving fans. He is the king, and every other mascot in the SEC is just his pawn. Don't believe me? Well here are 20 reasons Mike is cooler, smarter and better than you in every way:

1. He knows he is handsome.

2. He uses quotes as captions on his pictures better than you do.

3. He throws the perfect amount of shade.

4. If you didn't already know, he is kind of a big deal.

5. He won an award for being the best mascot.

6. He got 99 problems but haters ain't one.

7. He has a nicer and bigger house than you.

8. He had better seats to the t-swift concert than you.

9. He is deep.

10. He is fierce. (and knows how to smize)

11. He cares for the environment.

12. And he cares for other animals.

13. He is "Boojee".

14. He is patriotic.

15. He's hittin' you with that soft smile.

16. He has a sense of humor.

17. He understands #TreatYoSelf

18. He has more friends than you.

19. He shows no mercy.

20. He is always watching.

Bonus: He would probably look better in yoga pants than you.

Need more Mike in your life? Go visit and like his Facebook page. It will never disappoint: