1. "WAKE UP IT'S GAME DAY!"

2. Coffee. I need coffee if I'm going to make it through today. And water, cannot forget to drink water.

3. *One look in the mirror* "Oh no, I cannot leave the house like this."

4. Where is my primer? And my setting spray?

5. Why am I even putting on makeup? I'm just going to sweat it off.

6. I look good though. Maybe I'll get a new profile picture from today.

7. What am I going to wear?

8. Is this yellow or burnt orange? Oh well, I'm wearing it.

9. OK, time to open the door and step outside. Breathe. One. Two. Three.

10. Holy S@#* it's hot.

11. I think I'm melting. Is this what heat stroke feels like?

12. We just have to make it to the parade grounds and find shelter under a tent.

13. This walk is longer than I remember.

14. It. Is. So. HOT.

15. Maybe I should just go home and watch the game on TV.

16. No wait, I see the parade grounds. We have arrived.

17. I don't even know what fraternity this is or a single person here but I'm taking a water and a beer.

18. Wait, before we sweat off all of our make up we need a group picture.

19. Eww, take it again.

20. OK, now a candid one, everyone fake laugh.

21. Perfect, I'm totally going to 'Gram that later.

22. On to the next tailgate.

23. THAT'S NOT TIGER PRINT IT'S CHEETAH.

24. Can we go to AGR? They always have the best food.

25. YES, I CAN SMELL THE HOTDOGS GRILLING.

26. Oh S*#^, we literally just walked into an AGR beer shower. Yet, I'm not even mad that I'm completely drenched in beer.

27. It's my turn for a hot dog. GET IN MY BELLY.

28. God, it really is so hot out.

29. My feet are killing me. Why didn't I wear tennis shoes again?

30. This hot dog is so good.

31. Wait - where's my phone?

32. Don't panic. You just posted the beer rain thing to your story. It has to be around here somewhere.

33. There! By the ketchup. OK, act natural.

34. I'm definitely about to steal a paper plate while I'm over here and use it for a fan.

35. Aaand my sticky boobs just slid down. Quick adjustment, no one will notice.

36. This beer is definitely warm but I can't tell if I care or not.

37. Update, I care, but I'm still going to drink it.

38. Oh no, I need to pee. Why can't I just be a guy, this task would be so much easier.

39. Alright, I'll just go to the fancy outdoor bathrooms really quick and no one will know I'm gone. BRB.

40. Is that really the line?!

41. Look, I sympathize that some of you are wearing rompers but as a female species we have GOT to get better at this.

42. That bush looks simple enough. Well shaded. Fairly hidden.

43. The girl in line just complimented my shirt. I think we're best friends now.

44. OMG she wants to take a picture with me. Snapchat selfie. #bathroombesties

45. YAY, IT'S MY TURN.

46. In and out. See, why can't everyone be more like me?

47. Is that mirror accurate? Do I really look like this right now? I'm disgusting.

48. The witch in the original "Snow White" movie is prettier than I am right now.

49. I'll just grab some toilet paper to blot my face.

50. Oh, OK. So we're out of toilet paper now. Good.

51. Whatever I'll just put my hair in a pony tail.

52. Alright, time to find the rest of my friends.

53. There they are, petting a puppy. I must pet the puppy as well.

54. No, person that I usually refer to as my best friend, I do NOT want to do shots.

55. Fine, just one.

56. Nope. That was not fine. I am not alright.

57. I don't know if I'm going to make it to this game I need a nap.

58. I'll just go sit on that couch. Those guys are napping, why can't I?

59. So are we really going to go to the game or just go to Tigerland?

60. Game it is.

61. Is this really the line into the stadium? I thought by now we would have a better system for this.

62. I can't breathe and I have to pee again. I should not have broken the seal.

63. WHY ARE PEOPLE PUSHING.

64. Please just take my ticket and check my student ID now. I need to get out of this mosh pit.

65. FRESH AIR.

66. Must. Find. Bathroom.

67. Oh great, another line. I'll just hold it.

68. Man, I wish I still had paw points so I could get nachos.

69. Maybe a freshman will share their nachos with me.

70. Why did I wear denim shorts again? I'm definitely chafing.

71. I really should have worn tennis shoes.

72. Finally, we made it.

73. Now we HAVE to stay until half time.

74. But it's so hot and I haven't eaten anything since that hot dog four hours ago.

75. Maybe we could just sneak out after the first quarter.

76. Look, here comes the band and cheerleaders!

77. GEAUX TIGERS!

78. I wonder if I'll get on the big screen.

79. There I am! Hi mom!

80. I'm famous.

81. Shoot I didn't get to add it to my story. I hope someone recorded the game.

82. Can we leave now?

83. We should go to Tigerland, but I have to stop home first to eat and cool off.

84. Not this walk again. I'm taking my shoes off this time.

85. I'll just cool off a little and change shoes. Maybe freshen up my make up and eat something and then we can go to Tigerland.

86. Ah, the air conditioning. This feels amazing.

87. Everyone in the group text is saying they need more time.

88. Wow, my bed looks comfortable. I'll just sit for a second. Maybe just rest my eyes a little.

89. I wonder what the score is.

90. Surely they'll wake me up in time for Tigerland.

91. My bed is so comfortable. I'm never leaving.

92. Goodnight Mike VII

93. Goodnight Tiger Stadium

94. Goodnight Tigerland

95. I promise I'll stay the whole game next Saturday.