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Sasuke's Top 5 Fails That Keep Him From OG Ninja Status

Sasuke's good but he got his ass kicked way too much to be an All Time ninja.

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Sasuke's Top 5 Fails That Keep Him From OG Ninja Status
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As the Naruto saga enters a new chapter, a lot has been made about the All-Time Ninja list and fans of Sasuke Uchiha keep talkin' shit. People are entitled to opinions and Sasuke's dope, I'll admit but his catalog doesn't give him a top spot. Here are four of Sasuke's top fails that prove my point.

Sasuke leaves Konoha and Naruto beats his ass.

While Naruto worked his ass off, Sasuke got overnight strength from the antagonist -- a.k.a he cheated.


Sasuke fans will say he won. Wrong, look at the context -- after fighting five villains beforehand, an exhausted Naruto still whoops Sasuke's ass.


Young Sasuke vs Itachi (Prime)

For some reason, Sasuke thinks he can kill his older brother -- one of the strongest ninjas ever who's in his physical prime.


Sasuke can't even land a single hit.


Itachi's not even sweating.


Damn. #NoMercy


Foolish little Sasuke.

Sasuke goes blind.

The bloodline of his clan (the Uchiha) gives Sasuke eyes that predict every attack. If he wasn't an Uchiha, he wouldn't be able to do anything.

He relies on his eyes so much, he actually goes blind and losses his powers in the show. Whoops.


Sasuke fights Killer Bee, epic ninja-rapper

Killer Bee's a genius swordsman. Sasuke picked a dumb fight and almost gets killed.

Sasuke can't even keep up with Killer Bee's speed:


#SliceAndDice

Then KB pierces Sasuke's arteries with this insane ninja-gangsta finishing move:


Grown Sasuke vs Itachi

A book can be written about this rematch, but I'll make a brief summary: disease beat Itachi -- not Sasuke. Sasuke got whooped, and Itachi is an OG ninja god.

Don't believe me? Remember, Itachi joined Kakashi's (yes, Kakashi-Sensei) Anbu-Black Ops team at age 11. Eleven years old.



Don't ever insult the OG.




#ForeverRespected

Be as mad as you want Sasuke fans, but facts don't lie.


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