Low-Key Kind Of Want To Be Corinne

You love to hate her, but you’re starting to realize that you really just love her.

Feb 24, 2017

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You love to hate her, but you’re starting to realize that you really just love her. You then think to yourself, you kind of low-key want to be her in all honesty. I mean why wouldn’t you? Corinne isn’t even fazed by the total price of $2,000 for Nick’s new outfit. Wouldn’t it be fun to hear your boyfriend say to you “I’m wearing $800 sweatpants but it’s okay because the sweater’s only $650” and you just keep sipping your champagne the store offered you. Yeah, I kind of want to be her.

1. A typical Corinne day is shopping with her “boyfriend.”

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2. All the stores know her name.

3. The places she shops offer her champagne.

4. She’ll buy literally anything just because.

5. She’s confident in her own body.

6. She can nap anywhere, any time.

7. She owns a multi-million dollar company.

8. She’s a little crazy.

9. Her dad makes the best olives, apparently.

10. She has a nanny that she’s really close with.

11. She can afford to buy everything, nothing fazes her.

12. She’s basically “The Queen.”

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Low-Key Kind Of Want To Be Corinne

You love to hate her, but you’re starting to realize that you really just love her.

1. A typical Corinne day is shopping with her “boyfriend.”

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2. All the stores know her name.

3. The places she shops offer her champagne.

4. She’ll buy literally anything just because.

5. She’s confident in her own body.

6. She can nap anywhere, any time.

7. She owns a multi-million dollar company.

8. She’s a little crazy.

9. Her dad makes the best olives, apparently.

10. She has a nanny that she’s really close with.

11. She can afford to buy everything, nothing fazes her.

12. She’s basically “The Queen.”

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2. Just an easy tip.

3. As a college student, I get it.

4. Time to be real.

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6. Another get real moment.

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