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33 Thoughts You TOTALLY Have While Watching 'The Bachelor,' If You Hate To Love It

It's your guilty pleasure.

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Feb 25, 2018

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33 Thoughts You TOTALLY Have While Watching 'The Bachelor,' If You Hate To Love It

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My guilty pleasure. The Bachelor. I hate that I love it. But it's so bad it's good.

I mean, come on, what could be better than putting 25 girls, that are dating the same guy, with unlimited alcohol? Nothing. There's tears, the token crazy girl, cat fights and so so much more. It's basically a show made for drama and I can't get enough. It's quality entertainment and I'm not ashamed to be the one to finally come out and say it.

If you're like me and can't stop watching, even though you should, then here's 33 thoughts you've got to admit you've probably (ok, definitely) had while watching:

1. OHH YEAHH it's Monday, time for some DRAMA

2. This is the only good thing about Mondays

3. Who is that girl?

4. No, really I've never seen her before and this is the sixth episode

5. Girls, girls, girls, you're not friends! you have the same boyfriend!!

6. you are not in love with him! YOU JUST MET!

7. TWO ON ONE! SCANDALOUS

8. I dated a guy once who had another girlfriend...

9. ...We just didn't know about each other

10. Ok she cannot get a rose after that

11. Aaaaand she just secured a rose

12. Alright that girl is seriously crazy

13. They better keep her around for entertainment

14. This has got to be scripted

15. But also, I don’t care

16. Why are all these girls so pretty and skinny

17. I think this is discrimination...

18. Also their hair and their clothes are perfection?

19. Well, except for her?...yellow...daring

20. Ok wow I would go on here just for all the cool trips

21. Just kidding I'm gonna have to go on here as a last resort at finding a man

22. ...what does it take to apply?

23. You know what never mind I wouldn't even make it past the first night

24. Eh, I guess it wouldn't be the same without him

25. OK OK ROSE CEREMONY

26. I'm gonna need a glass of wine for this one

27. Has anyone ever not accepted a rose?

28. Thanks so much Chris Harrison for letting us know that was the final rose, wouldn't have known without ya

29. Chris has got to be the most overpaid person...

30. No seriously, even if they're paying him $1 it wouldn't be enough...

31. Why are you crying?? you just met!!!

32. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he literally told all of you he's "falling for you"

33. Idc idc idc I'm still gonna watch religiously

Let the count down begin to Monday so we can do this all over again. I live for the drama.

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33 Thoughts You TOTALLY Have While Watching 'The Bachelor,' If You Hate To Love It

It's your guilty pleasure.

1. OHH YEAHH it's Monday, time for some DRAMA

2. This is the only good thing about Mondays

3. Who is that girl?

4. No, really I've never seen her before and this is the sixth episode

5. Girls, girls, girls, you're not friends! you have the same boyfriend!!

6. you are not in love with him! YOU JUST MET!

7. TWO ON ONE! SCANDALOUS

8. I dated a guy once who had another girlfriend...

9. ...We just didn't know about each other

10. Ok she cannot get a rose after that

11. Aaaaand she just secured a rose

12. Alright that girl is seriously crazy

13. They better keep her around for entertainment

14. This has got to be scripted

15. But also, I don’t care

16. Why are all these girls so pretty and skinny

17. I think this is discrimination...

18. Also their hair and their clothes are perfection?

19. Well, except for her?...yellow...daring

20. Ok wow I would go on here just for all the cool trips

21. Just kidding I'm gonna have to go on here as a last resort at finding a man

22. ...what does it take to apply?

23. You know what never mind I wouldn't even make it past the first night

24. Eh, I guess it wouldn't be the same without him

25. OK OK ROSE CEREMONY

26. I'm gonna need a glass of wine for this one

27. Has anyone ever not accepted a rose?

28. Thanks so much Chris Harrison for letting us know that was the final rose, wouldn't have known without ya

29. Chris has got to be the most overpaid person...

30. No seriously, even if they're paying him $1 it wouldn't be enough...

31. Why are you crying?? you just met!!!

32. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he literally told all of you he's "falling for you"

33. Idc idc idc I'm still gonna watch religiously

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1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

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