My dearest Keurig,
Where do I begin with you? I remember the first time we encountered each other. I was grumpy, annoyed, stressed to the max and extremely sleep deprived. And then we were introduced and life as I knew it changed completely.
You helped me become more focused, more energized, and more myself!
You make my mornings (and my life) so much easier.
From dreary mornings when all I want to do is crawl back into bed to afternoons when I need a little pick-me-up. You are there. You are there ready to create the substance that I need to exist in society on any given day.
I can never thank you enough for giving me coffee, so quickly, every single day, for a very limited amount of effort. You just make it so easy. When I walk downstairs in my sweatpants, t-shirt, and messy bun, fresh out of bed, all I have to do is open the cabinet where I keep the K-Cups, stick it into the special pod spot, and press the button for the largest cup. And boom, coffee is born. Occasionally you need more water, in which case I have to walk over to the fridge and fill it up again. That's slightly more work, but none the less. Let's not forget the delicious aroma you make as the coffee is being made.
So in conclusion, I could never live without your amazing functions because I wouldn't be able to function. Secretly, your coffee is the best. There are so many choices to choose from, and you just create it so well. Starbucks and Biggby could never live up to the quality that you have. And you allow me to drink from the comfort of my home. Which is the ultimate blessing.
I will love you always. Never leave me.
Love forever,
Your Favorite Human
